New Doctor Who fans, old Doctor Who fans, fans who still haven’t forgiven anyone for cancelling certain episodes — welcome, welcome, welcome! Come in, mind the paradox by the door, don’t touch that lever.
I’m properly delighted you’re here. This is a place for hearts (both of them) — for bow ties and sonic screwdrivers, for TARDISes bigger on the inside, for shouting “Fantastic!” and “Geronimo!” in the same conversation without anyone batting an eye. Whether you’re Team Rose, Team Martha, Team Donna, or just here for the Daleks screaming EX-TER-MI-NATE, you’re exactly where you need to be. Fixed point in time and all that.
Right then. What are we waiting for?
Allons-y!